Hanvord’s blog

December 11, 2007

It has been long time not to update my blog

Filed under: Daily, Diary, English, Relax, blog — Tags: , , — Mozila @ 3:42 am

It has been long time not to update my blog,for I has been busy all the time.

Something not very good happened to me.

I was not lucky recently.

So I have no mood to right blog.

Wish I will be better from now on.

November 19, 2007

Tight-on-hand, sell your car – of photographs and note

Filed under: Daily, Diary, Fun, Funny, Jokes, Picture, Relax, blog, humor — Tags: , , , , — Mozila @ 9:05 am

“Ergonomic seating, special dust can absorb ass in vigorous exercise at the outflow of sweat to prevent slide …”
 

July 23, 2007

Sooner or later

Filed under: Fun, Funny, Jokes, Relax, humor — Mozila @ 3:29 am

  A thief with a long record was brought before the judge.

  Judge: Have you ever stolen things?

  Thief: Oh, now and then.

  Judge: And where have you stolen these things?

  Thief: Oh, here and there.

  Judge: Right. Lock him up, officer.

  Thief: Hey, when do I get out jail?

  Judge: Oh, sooner or later.

Chief is at the wedding

  A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. “But officer,” the man said, “I can explain.”

  ”Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to put you in jail until the chief gets back.”

  ”But ,officer, I ….”

  ”I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!”

  A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “You are lucky because the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”

  ”Are you sure?” answered the man in the cell. “I’m the groom.”

June 1, 2007

Happy Children’s Day

Filed under: Children's day, Relax — Mozila @ 1:16 pm

Today is Internation Children’s Day,I wish all children(include small children and big children and also old children) in the world lucky and happy.Yes,we are all young enough to be a children as long as you have a children’s heart,it’s not hard,put all your works,your troubles,your pressures and so on out of your brain then you are not different to a child.

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